We are IRBs
All research done ethically
We are IRBs
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're workin'
Hard every day
Protectin' subjects volunteerin'
In every way
All of the people around us they say
How can you stick it out?
Just let me state for the record
Look out, baby. We got clout!

We are IRBs
All research done ethically
We are IRBs
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Reviewin' research is just so much fun
Makin' sure that we're getting it right
High hopes we have for the research
And our goal's in sight
No we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Get consent in all the things you do
You won't go wrong
It's our reg'latory Jewel

We are IRBs
All research done ethically
We are IRBs
Get up ev'rybody and sing